The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

 

Me and the sister were having an argument today…..she had a job interview that she was less than excited about, but it seemed kind of promising.

Sister’s reaction-Kill me now

Me-Yea!!! You can have an ABJ too!

S-NONONONO!

M-YES!!! Then we can move away from the other sisters’ crazy dogs! (who are super crazy lately by the way.)

S- No I don’t want it I hate them already! 

M- You will take it! What are you too good for an ABJ?

S-I would rather sell my soul!

M- That is what I do every single day!

S-I would rather be a stripper!  Then I would get paid more to sell my soul!  I think I could get over the idea of taking off my clothes…

M-You are such a whore.

S-I wanna be a stripper!

 

 This week I went out to lunch with some friends. Somehow we got on the conversation of dancing. You know the kind, where you go out at night and a little drinking is involved.

 

Friend: Do you like to dance?

 

Me: Ummmm well, as long as liquor is involved.

 

Friend: What music do you like to dance to?

 

Me (incredulous): Are you really asking ME this question? Why…Britney of course.

 

Note: In the past, I have found that (for me) drinking and Britney don’t mix…as you can tell by this picture, it does SEEM to be my downfall…

PS. I have WAY worse pictures than this, but I am not dumb enough to plaster them over the internet

Back in the day...