The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Score:

Pets: 4       Me: 4.5 (each squirt equals one whole point….victory is mine!)

I have discovered the weapon of mass destruction for the pets ill behavior.

*4am wake up calls?                            

*constant dog whining?                            

*dog toys scattered everywhere, right after you just cleaned?     

*cat licking eyelids?          

*annoying meows?                 

*cats scamperig about having relations, making the dog crazy?                                   

*dog barking                                      

*want some peace and quiet?

Behold, any bad pet behavior, and out comes my new BFF.

Introducing Mr. Squirt Bottle! Take that evil pets….

Last night I was going through the DVR (sneakily deleting some old shows of Hubby’s) when in walks Rae and The Hostage.

Me (proud of myself): Rae! You better watch some of these shows in here…before I start deleting them!

Rae: You are such a jerk, just leave them…I will get to them! There is plenty of room in there still!

Me: NO! You must watch them in a timely manner or I delete!

The Hostage: smirking

Me: HOSTAGE! Why are you snickering?

The Hostage: Cause I snuck some shows in there and you didn’t even notice…or delete them for that matter!

Me (closely inspecting): RUDE! Don’t make me put you back in solitary confinement! You were out on good behavior.

First of all, I want to thank everyone who participated in the giveaway, it was hilarious and relieving to know that I am not the only one with the Bed Hog problem! I loved reading all your different experiences….I could relate, perhaps, a little too well!

The winning entry was chosen by random.org, however I wish you all could win! Perhaps I will do more in the future, so check back in!

Now, you can all stop holding your breath……the winner of this amazing giveaway is…..

 Midlife Slices™

Thanks for your entry, Midlife! Please email me at goodbadandugly2@gmail.com for further details.

And a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE thank you to Sue at BedHog.com for donating her amazing sheet set! Don’t forget to tell your friends and continue to check out her website because she is still offering all readers 10% off any orders until the end of May! Visit her site, buy some sheets, and enter the code GBU2. Thanks again, Sue!

The pets are being evil, horrible creatures. I can’t promise you Americus will still have vocal cords when you come back. She is trying to kill me—methodically, unmercifully, and through well thought out torture techniques (swinging on the blinds at 4am). I fear my crazy temper will win out and I might have to feed her to some coyotes. I know you love her, but I fear for the sake of my sanity, you will need to choose her or I (hopefully you will choose correctly).

Currently, I am plotting out my means of revenge. I never thought I would say this, but next time you leave…please never leave again….or take all the pets with you next time. I don’t believe they behave in this manner when you are here. I am not sure what makes them behave like this now. I didn’t see a full moon outside.

For the record, this is why I will never have children….our pet spawn are evil enough!

Hopefully, I will still be alive when you get home.

Score:

Pets: 4        Me: 1.5 (threw a pillow at Americus–she ran)

Love,

Wifey

The Test Case

I have gotten a lot of response and feedback about my problem with the bed hog. Everyone has come up with great ideas, and I have tried many of them (especially kicking her, but the Bed Hog ALWAYS kicks back). However, I have finally decided to take matters into my own hands, thanks to one reader. She came forth with a solution that I believe is ingenious, innovative, and humorous—all things that I admire greatly.

I believe that this product could change MANY of your lives and save you years of marital counseling. Think of it like your own free friendly advice.

Are you ready for this, dear readers?

It is this amazing sheet set from BedHog.com! The creators at Bed Hog have GENIOUSLY designed some sheets that clearly define HIS side and HER side (or in my case ME vs DOG—HERS and HERS sides) with a huge line down the middle, clearly defining whose side is whose. How amazing is this?!

AND Sue, over at BedHog.com, has agreed to give ONE lucky reader a free set of sheets–queen or king size! How amazing and exciting is that????!!!!!!!

****Also, for those of you that wish to order these now, for that special bed hog in your life, BedHog.com is offering a 10% discount to all GoodBadandUgly2 readers between now and the end of May. All you need to do is enter the code GBU2 when ordering.  Thank you Sue!

So what do you have to do to win? Well, it’s easy.

1.      Answer the question below.

2.      If you would like to be entered TWICE, then post about this giveaway on YOUR blog, and pass the word along. If you did post about this giveaway on your blog, be sure to come back and enter another comment letting me know.

3.      Cross your fingers and toes and pray to the Bed Hog gods to win!

4.  All entries must be completed by 5pm PST on Tuesday night. Wednesday the winner will be revealed!

WHO IS THE BEDHOG IN YOUR LIFE AND HOW DO YOU SURVIVE BEDTIME?

The Testers

 ****Note to Readers: Bed Hog cannot guarantee these sheets will solve ALL bed hog problems if not in use at ALL TIMES (so buy more than one set), however they do stand fully behind their mission of drawing the line between you and your bed hog….be it husband, wife, or dog.

Don’t forget to check back in tomorrow for the fun giveaway!

You won’t want to miss out on some free stuff!

Have a good weekend!

 The moment of discovery….she couldn’t be happier.

moment of discovery

Poor neighbor kids, guess they will think twice before they throw another ball in Patches’ yard! I thought we should go find that poor boy I scared away, but Patches would have none of it. She had found the ball….finders keepers, losers weepers.

MINE!

 And Boston couldn’t agree more.

Dog, you amuse me

 And that, my friends, is why the finders keepers rule always prevails!

It is no secret that I LOVE texting. I love it so much that Hubby just about divorced me over it. However, I love him SO MUCH that I decided to get unlimited texts, so he couldn’t leave me! (Smart, right….hey, I need someone to cook for me–hence, Hubby is a necessity) You don’t even want to know how many texts I have used so far…..ha ha!

So, after I got home last night, I decided to text Hubby and check in to see how he was doing, being the good wife that I am. Here’s how our conversations went.

Texting

Me: Hi

Phone Rings–it’s Hubby

Me: WHY are you calling me?

Hubby: Cause you texted me.

Me: I know! You are supposed to text me back, not call me!

Hubby: Can I help it that I prefer to hear your voice, rather than text you?

Me: Yea, you need to get over that. I prefer texting AND I am watching TV!

Hubby: But, you texted me!

Me: I know, I am a great multitasker, however I CAN’T talk to you on the phone AND watch TV!

Hubby: You are ridiculous!

Me: So.

Yay! You made it! It was no easy task, but here it is. Poke around a bit, tell me what you think.

Thanks to your continued support and an awesome lady, I will be having the best giveaway EVER on Monday. Trust me, this giveaway will make you chuckle with glee. So, tell your friends, change your bookmarks and come back on Monday!

 Note: A HUGE thank you goes out to my friend, GB, for helping me through the “creative” process. I literally thought I would kill you, but I love the new site…except for….just kidding !

Score:

Pets: 3     Me: 1 (chased them all, while wildly flailing my arms)