This is Mike.
He is my sister’s bro in law and my honorary bro in law only because of this.
He came in as a surprise for T-Day, but no one cared. Ok, I am totally kidding–his mom was happy to see him, but this was his 5 minutes claim to fame, so he can feel better about himself. See how generouse I am?
Claim to fame: OVER.
Now, T-Day dinner was amazing, and filling, so much so, that after dinner all the kids sprawled out on the couch with their pants unbuttoned. It was DEAD SEXY…..
In walks mom-in-law saying she has to show us something AMAZING. We all grumbled a bit, but eventually thought maybe whatever she had to show us COULD be cool and perhaps life changing.
Now, imagine 7-8 people ambling down to see this myserious amazing object…..are you ready for this? Really ready?
We walked stumbled through the whole neighborhood to see…..
ASTRO TURF…..

feeling the astro turf....yep
Don’t worry….we barely had started drinking yet………this was all SOBER….
Happy Thanksgiving…