Tip of the Day
When making conversation with people at work and at home, tag the line “cause I am a genius” to the end of everything you say. It will lead to some nice, awkward pauses!
For instance,
At work:
Annoying work person: Can you help me make some semblance of this paperwork?
Me: Absolutely…cause I am a genius!
At home:
Hubby: Can you help me clean up this mess.
Me: I can’t cause I am working on my blog cause I am a genius….
At the store:
Store person: Do you need help finding something?
Me: No, cause I am a genius.
Hanging with the sisters:
Sisters: Do you wanna play Dr. Mario?
Me: Yea, cause I am a genius.
I always felt it went without saying. Just a foregone conclusion.
1I love it! We used to do the same thing with fortune cookies only at the end of the saying we’d at “in bed”. Love your new site. congrats!
2I might try this…not sure if the baby will get it, though.
3Ummmm . . . Wile E. Coyote is a Super Genius, which, I’m afraid, trumps mere geniosity. It’s all documented in an episode with Bugs Bunny.
I still respect your genius, however.
4Too funny! Love this.
Like the new look of your site!
5Weak - I think you have stolen this from me!
6Haha, awesome. You ARE a genius
7Heh. I need to take this to work with me all this weekend. I’m sure the patients will love it and it will make them feel confident that they are receiving the best care in the world… ’cause I’m a genius!
8I love this idea because I’m a genius.
9I’ll have a number 1 with curly fries and a Dr Pepper ’cause I’m a genius.
What? No! MEDIUM is fine, ’cause I’m a genius.
10I absolutely love that! I might have to try it on my sister…
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