Welcome Home!
Let me paint a picture for you…..
Hubby and I are sitting at our computers (he just got back today)
When all of the sudden….
Hubby: EWWWWWWW
Me (slight hesitation): What?
Me (not missing a beat): NOT IT!
Hubby: UGH. Patches just barfed up her whole dinner!
Me: Welcome home, see we missed you! 
And that, my friends, is why Hubby is glad he is back!
Welcome home indeed! Ha!
1You have missed the “Not It!” and now the animals can go after hubby. Isn’t love wonderful?
2Welcome home, indeed! Darn shame wifey beat you to NOTIT, though.
3LOL. I guess it could have been worse. Could have come out of both ends!
4My dog does that but only when I have friends over for dinner. I think he tries to put them off their food so he can have it after.
5Poor Hubby :(. What would happen if he managed to say NOT IT before you though?
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