A Deep Conversation…
if cars could talk....
Car (to me): I am so over you. I don’t like you anymore. I don’t care to work properly anymore and you can’t make me.
Me (begging): Please? I need you to last me another 2 years at least…because times are tough, Car! And well, I KNOW deep down inside you love me, don’t you?
Car (deep sigh): No, not really. I loved the mechanic at Sears. He knew how to get under my hood. You? You give me nothing.
Me (even deeper sigh): BUT, I DO love you, maybe I just don’t say it enough? I’m sorry. I am not good with emotions.
Car (revengeful): Well, those are things you need to work on. Until you can talk to me more, and tell me what you are feeling, I will act up. Sorry, it’s just the way it is. Sometimes, I think you need a little tough love.
Me: FINE.
Few minutes later….the cd player stops working. FOREVER (ok, it’s only been a day now…but COME ON……..)
Me: 0 points
Car: 2, 565 points
Can it at least get you to Jersey Mike’s?
1I’m not too sure you’re going to be able to win this one, sugar.
2No tunes? That car is harsh, my friend. Cold as ice.
3To All: Would you all like to pitch in and get me a new car? Come on, I know you love me………right?
4Hmmmmmmm…how do I know by helping……… you will not emotionally scar the next car. When car needed you to be spiritually and emotionally uplifted where were you..sure you lubed and washed car but those are just physical needs..thats the easy part…hmmmmm I feel your relationship with car well lets just say you both need to sit and talk to someone…..until then…well lets just say Well see…
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