A Rude Awakening…
Dear Land of Far, Far Away:
I awoke Saturday morning to this:
BRRRRRR
NOT COOL. Can’t you give me a break? I JUST got here. Can’t you break me in a little before you start crapping white all over the place? I mean, I have barely been here 48 hours before you decide it is time to “break me in”????!!!!
Again, not cool. At least you have mostly melted away. BUT this is FAIR warning that you need to give me a little more time to acclimate. You are terrifying my warm, sunny body. Didn’t you know, I don’t DO snow? I am from the land of SUNSHINE…..give me some time to adjust.
Got it?
Thanks,
Your NEWEST Resident
AKA the SNOW HATER
You didn’t, umm, pee that little snow-hate thing, did you? ;^)
1I so feel for you girlie, but I’m glad to know that you have arrived safely and are getting “settled”. Snow is the devil. Did you know that several of the deeper inner rings of Dante’s inferno (HELL) were actually frozen/frosty/slushy/cold? Puts things in perspective, eh?
2Dude - sounds like the perfect snow day - get some hot cocoa and sit yourself in some covers and watch dawson’s creek!
3Nicely done! LOL
4Since you hate snow that wasn’t the greatest place to move to but ah, the things we do for love. I hate KS but have been here for 30+ years simply because I’m crazy and love my hubby.
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