My Sister, the RAE-tard
Texting
Rae: OHHH MMMMM GEEEE. I can’t get on that job site you told me about to apply for jobs!
Me: Did you try typing user name: retard password: retard
Rae: Yes it won’t work….
Calling
Me: Did you EVER see the movie “The Hangover” ??!!!
Rae: Yes, why?
Me: Well you are a RAE-TARD.
Rae: Wha….
Me: Everytime I saw that movie, I thought of you! Get it, “RAE” tard…..
Rae: UGH
Me: Well, I got into that site using your name and password. Do you know how to spell your name? R….A…..E……
Rae: I don’t miss you!
Me: My life is complete!!!! Torture from afar…..mission accomplished.
Well if she’s not missing you now she will.
1haha - does that make me the favorite?
2HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT! Raetard!
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