Would you like a little blood with that?
So tonight I was assisting with dinner…..
mmm bloody fingers for dinner...
There I am grating carrots for the potato salad when….. I just about grate off my finger!
Me: OUCH!
Hubby: What??!!! What did you do?
Me: I nearly grated off my finger!
Hubby: Be careful!
Me: Oh I am ok, there just might be a little blood mixed in with these carrots….
Me: Think of it like SHARK WEEK for food….
Hubby: Ew.
Me: And this is why I don’t belong in the kitchen.
Me: Eh, and to think I don’t even have health insurance…..yet
(tomorrow starts the new job)
I’m envious of your job-acquiring skills. Your knife skills, not so much.
Good luck with the new job, hon. 
1I think you need a warning sign or at least a caution one so people, Hubby included, won’t let you near sharp objects.
Hope the job goes well and you enjoy it.
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