The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

So, the Land of Far, Far Away (LFFA) is also known as Smalltown USA. The reason I tell you this is because Hubby used to bitch and moan about how he was “stuck in traffic.”  This is about the time when I would hang up on him.

AND if you recall I used to commute to work in the Land of Eternal Sunshine AND that being said…it was utter HELL.

Remember?

So, today I was in orientation at my new work. And people were complaining about the “traffic.” I snickered at them. What do THEY even know about traffic? I mean, REALLY?

Well, I soon learned on my way home that LFFA DOES have traffic! UGH. Is there no end in sight for me? Being that we live about 10 minutes from my work. It took me half an hour to get home. NOT because it is stop and go and there are millions of people on the road…but because LFFA believes in one lane roads….UGH.

I never thought I’d say this, but at least when I got road rage out west, I could ragefully(yes, I just made up that word) switch lanes and tailgate……

I fear traffic will FOREVER be the bane of my existence.

WTF??!!