Snow, Snow Go Away…

Dear Land of Far, Far Away:
I would appreciate if you’d stop crapping white stuff ALL OVER THE PLACE. Cause I.DON’T.LIKE.IT!
At this point I can barely find my car! Does this mean I get out of work? I’m thinking that’s not a viable excuse…is it?
Thanks,
The Aniti-Snow Girl
Other snow conversations…
Hubby: You really need to learn how to enjoy the snow. Want to make a snowman?
Me: No, I don’t DO cold weather.
Hubby: You’re dumb.
Texting
Rae: This year doesn’t feel like Christmas.
Me: I know!
Rae: How come you feel that way?
Me: Well, last year there was no snow and I was STILL wearing flip flops…can’t beat that!
More Texting
Me: It’s cold!
Sar: Oh, not here. I don’t have a snowflake in my smart car. When it’s cold here I get a snowflake!
Me: You are DUMB.
Sar: My car says it’s 74 here today.
Me: DIE.

I would trade you, but I don’t want to start your new job.
1I agree…DIE!
74??? I hate them.
2Its 60 degrees here…no snow nothing but beach and sunshine..i probably should not say that……just think only a few more MONTHS and you will be back to spring..he he…happy holidays go make snow angels…zman sends
3I KNOW, RIGHT? Snow is pretty and all, but cold weather can suck so bad…
4I haven’t seen this much snow in a long time! To paraphrase Oklahoma, the snow is as high as an elephant’s eye……
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