Sad Days…
I fear that something is wrong with me. I fear my life may be coming to a cataclysmic end.
Why?
Yesterday I was at work and was walking around when I heard IT. Yes, IT. The “it” was the sound of Christmas music BLARING through the speakers.
I am not ok with this. It’s only NOVEMBER, not even THANKSGIVING yet. Now, normally I would be full of Christmas cheer by now. But, the first thought that came through my mind was: WTF, Christmas music ALREADY? BAH HUMBUG.
I blame Starbucks and those missing red sprinkles.
Whatever is happening to me?
