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To Whom It May Concern,

I’d like you to take into consideration a suggestion for the next time you make a bigger, better, newer, more impressive iphone: the keypad size on the iphone because my fingers are TOO big! Yes, I kid you not! I mean, I know you can turn the phone sideways and the keypad gets bigger, but I swear my fingertips are just too big. I have tried everything, but either

1. I am a retard and can’t type (which I’d prefer not to believe)

or, clearly the more obvious reason

2. Your keyboard is just too small

I am thinking you can just custom fit keyboards to various fingertips in the future, you know like have iphones come in various sizes for finger sizes: Medium, Large and XLarge.

Thanks,

The Keypad Challenged