The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

So, I don’t know what the deal is lately, but I appear to be getting a lot of hits from porn sites and people searching my site for Megan Fox. What about you, fellow bloggers? Getting lots of “I like big butts” sites visiting you? What do you do?  Perhaps my problem is all in my clever titles or themes. I don’t know.

Now, I do recall at one point blogging briefly about having to perhaps sell my body for my car or for a house fund. BUT, I wasn’t serious people.

I was JOKING.

Megan Fox does not really reside on my blog. Sorry to disappoint you. But, just for the sake of numbers, lets see how many she brings in today…..

I never said she wasn't hot...

Talking on the phone to Hubby, after finally getting my car back (it had been shrieking and making weird noises) and they had it for a week and 2 days! You don’t realize how hard it is to go without a car, til you are car-less!

Me (clearly SUPER excited to have my car back): It’s amazing! My car is like NEW! It doesn’t make any noises anymore when I am driving, it is, LIKE, quiet.

Hubby: Hmmmm that’s good, so clearly it was worth the 13oo dollars then?

Me: Totally. Maybe it will last FOREVER now…it’s like it had its’ second wind.

Hubby: Ok, that’s good. So you better start making the money back on it. Go pimp yourself out…..

Clearly, a loving Hubby, no?

And on that note, my friends, I had better get to work….any donors out there?