For Sale: Owner
Dear Blog Readers:
Rest Easy. My mom isn’t REALLY going to sell me. You see, I only drive her crazy to give her something to write about…and YES her life IS.THAT.DULL. So, simmer down.
However, I AM thinking of selling her to the highest bidder. Cause I want someone who can cook and feed me better table scraps, so here goes:
The Good:
*Hmmmmmmm
*Can’t think of anything….
The Bad:
*Can’t cook
*Doesn’t play well with others
*Rules through fear
*THINKS she is in “charge”
Any questions?
Bidding starts NOW
LOVE,
PATCHES (The BEST DOG in the UNIVERSE)