The Listener…
So, the sisters and I were having a night of bonding last night. We just sat on the bed and chatted it up in Rae’s room, just us girls. You know the usual:
Sar (to me): Your ass looks HUGE in those pants.
Me: Shut up you jerk!
Rae: Ahhhh the love. It’s overwhelming.
Sar(to me): We were talking about you while you were in the bathroom.
Me: So what. I am not jealous.
Sar: You should be. Don’t you feel left out?
Me: No.
Then ALL OF THE SUDDEN Sar bolts up from the bed and opens the door wide.
Lo and behold she discovers a RED faced Hubby (hers) standing in the doorway.
Sar (SHRIEKING): WERE YOU LISTENING IN ON SISTER TIME?
Sar’s Hubby (RED): No, NO! I….I….I was just looking for Patches.
Sar: UH HUH Likely story.
Me: AWWWW poor Sar’s Hubby….just wanted to be one of the girls 