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Stalker Confessions

January 29, 2010 By: gbu2 Category: Bad Behavior, humor

I have a confession to make. I have taken up stalking. This is no small feat I tell you, as I am not the most subtle person. But, this new obsession of mine has become a little absurd.

 

I drive by first thing before work and after work and as I drive by I murmer “open, open, open” (just like the Mervyns commercials of old).  I give Hubby daily updates. I think he thinks I am crazy. I talk to the construction workers to get the inside scoop. They humor me.  And then I doze off dreaming of downing that nice, tasty beverage and I get EXCITED.

 

I have never really been much of a stalker, but when I set my mind upon wanting something, it does tend to overtake my system. Especially, when it comes to food. And especially when you live in such a SMALL town that they don’t have half the foods you are craving or wanting. But in this case, a familiar food joint was on the up and up and my stomach overtook my brain. I became a stalker.

 

 

And then….I saw it…the sign:

Opening Feb. 8th. SONIC! WOO HOO.

 

Is it sad stuff like this that makes my day? Well, I don’t care. I will be in line with the best of them, ordering my Cherry Limeaide!

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